How To Answer The Tough Interview Questions

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A lot of people know how to write a resume and talk their way into an interview. But when they get into the make or break dialogue, they stumble upon tough questions. Below, Grunty offers some advice on approaching the tough questions that interviewers like to throw at job applicants:

Why did you leave your last job?

Real answer: It sucked.

What you should say: I felt my talents and abilities were underutilized.

 

What are your biggest weaknesses?

Real answer: I can’t concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all forms of authority and tend to fall asleep at my desk.

What you should say: I’m a workaholic. I just don’t know when to put down my work.

 

You don’t seem to hold on to a job long. Why should we think you’ll stay here any longer than you’ve stayed elsewhere?

answer: My employers have always had a hang-up about keeping only competent employees..

What you should say: I’m at a point in my career where I am tired of moving around. I really want to feel part of a team, a long-term enterprise, where I can make a contribution.

 

How do you handle change?

Real answer: I deal with it everyday, unless I’m out of clean underwear.

What you should say: I think everyone knows that today the only constant is change. I thrive on it.

 

Are you a risk taker?

Real Answer: Whenever I do anything risks are inherent.

What you should say: I think it’s important to take risks, but don’t think you should be reckless. I like to take calculated risks.

 

How do you get along with others?

Real answer: Fine, as long as they stay out of my face.

What you should say: I think the interpersonal dynamics of the workplace can be among the most satisfying aspects of any job.

 

What does the word failure mean to you?

Real answer: It means I continue to collect unemployment insurance.

What you should say: Failure? I’m sorry, I don’t know what you mean. That word is not in my vocabulary.

 

Do you get along with your current boss?

Real answer: I get along fine, considering what kind of a malicious person he is.

What you should say: I don’t think I’d call him a boss; he’s been more of a mentor to me.What you should say: I don’t think I’d call him a boss; he’s been more of a mentor to me.

 

Do you ever get angry with co-workers?

Real answer: I don’t get angry, I get even

What you should say: Nothing angers me more than to see a co-worker not pulling his weight, goofing off or stealing. Yes, sometimes I do get angry with co-workers.

 

Can I contact your references?

Real answer: Sure, but they won’t know who I am.

What you should say: Some of them are out of the country right now. Maybe I can arrange to have them contact you.
Original content from: http://hem.com.np/2007/05/02/how-to-answer-the-tough-interview-questions/

 

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agong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.

Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.
Pinoy:Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in… Enemy, Q as in… Cuba, U as in… Europe, E as in… Important and L as in… Elephant.

 

 

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